Ah, ‘tis the season for family, friends, eggnog, chipmunks singing Christmas carols — and all-out, no-mercy, blow-’em-all-to-hell WAR.
Not war like in Afghanistan. No, no — this is the far-right’s God-awful “War on the War on Christmas.” In this season of Peace on Earth, a delusional faction of rightists has cooked up a hokey “cultural crisis” to foment hatred of ... well, of whom?
Blasphemist-liberal-Democrat-atheist-humanists, they shout!
The infidels are not accused of lobbing actual bombs in this “war,” but Words of Mass Destruction.